Affton Students Perfect Levitation Technology

Now here is a great example of what Affton can do when we put our heads together. Judging by this photo, from the South- County Times, the kids at Seven Holy Founders have perfected some sort of levitation device! That's exactly the kind of progress we could use. Why are we wasting this resource on a jump rope competition?

I'm a staunch supporter of education and it will be a hallmark of my term in office. Teachers (and single parents) should all get tax breaks and gold medals.