Monday, June 05, 2006

A Reading from the Letter of St. George

St. George is having their parish carnival this coming weekend. Some things need no embellishment to be funny. Note the use of exclamation points. Verbatim from the St. George parish bulletin this week:
------------------------------------------------------------
The 2006 St. George Summer fest is ready to roll on June 10, noon until 10 pm! We are very excited to offer the exotic petting zoo this year!! Not only will you have the opportunity to feed and pet the animals - you can ride a CAMEL!! The inflatable activities are going to be a challenge - a climbing mountain, a bungee run, and a defender dome are just some of the offerings! Armbands will be available the day of the picnic. The price for the armband for the child inflatables is $20. The price forthe armband for the adult inflatables is $25. Both the exotic petting zoo and the inflatables will be in operationfrom noon until 6 pm. Admittance to the petting zoo willbe $2.50 for all entering! Test your luck with Bingo at 2pm and again at 6:30 pm!! Come hungry as Hodak’s Chicken Meals will be available from 4 - 7 pm!! After your meal, enjoy the German Band in the German beergarden while munching on chicken wings and peanuts! Now, we all need to pray for GREAT weather!!!
As always, to make this event possible.. WE NEED WORKERS! Some booths, still need a chair… the Chuck-a-Luck, the Bell Ringer/Hammer Booth beingtwo of these! These booths will not be offered if we donot have chairs and workers!


SET UP will begin at approximately 8:30 am on Friday, June 9th and will continue all day long!! WE NEED HELP HERE FOLKS!! Take down will occur on Sunday, June 11th at 8 am.. Again, WE NEED HELP!! Forthose who have tools, we can use not only your body but also your 1/2” deep well socket drill for setup!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Do you think they need help?
Child armband: $20
Adult armband: $25
Watching the drunk adults Chuck-a-luck Hodak's Chicken Meals from the top of a camel?
Priceless. See you there.

3 Comments:

At 2:28 PM, Anonymous Not Chris Tennill said...

Usually the combination of exotic animals and "inflatables" can only be found on video.

(PS - I do not like your parody of the Priceless commercial. Prepare for litigation.)

 
At 7:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

They needed a high school student to proofread this. The "adult inflatables" is a little disturbing.

 
At 4:57 AM, Blogger Kuldeep Singh said...

Buy Discount Alfa Romeo Parts OnlineOur online Alfa Romeo accessories and parts catalogues are reliable and will help in finding whatever Alfa Romeo parts you are looking for. Alfa Romeo Accessories serve as the most important part for the car lovers. Be it indoor accessories like Alfa Romeo seat cover, music system or exterior accessories like lights and Alfa Romeo car covers. Anyone who admires the beauty of Alfa Romeo and loves it more than anything else will make sure that it looks nothing but the best. This is where we step in.

 

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home