My Other Car Is a Roll-Off Dumpster

The Mayor is recovering from a long Easter holiday of manual labor. I spent the weekend tearing two huge decks off my house in preparation for a new patio design. As a result, I had an "unsightly" 20-yard dumpster in my driveway for about a week. (Similar to photo.) We got a lot of perplexed stares from the neighbors, but nobody complained. Nor should they. I think that such dumpsters should become a status symbol. Nothing says "I'm going to spend a crapload of money improving my home" like a giant trash dumpster in your yard! This is how it's been in the City for the last 8 or 10 years. I know this type of work is not for everyone, but with all the refinancing going on lately, can't we make an effort? As Mayor, I advise you to NOT take an expensive vacation with that equity! Invest in your homes and make everyday your vacation!