I Thought It Was Your Turn to Do the Dishes
From the Affton Precinct of the Police blotter as reported in the South County Journal on June 7:
"Burglars stole a dishwasher sometime on June 3 from a home in the 8400 block of Mathilda Avenue. The dishwasher was discovered missing at about dinnertime..."
So there I was, washing up things after dinner when I noticed I was loading the dishes into a 30-INCH GIANT HOLE UNDER MY COUNTER.